Anyways, the cops show up, and the party is on the third floor. Capt. Sparrow looks at them when they come in, throws open the window and yells, “Gentlemen, you will forever remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.” And jumped out the window.
Broke both legs, still got his Minor In Possesion.
Something I found on the internet…oh and something for Larry ^.^
A friend of mine did similar but managed to walk away unscathed and unticketed. He was at a college party (nowhere near Halloween, not a costume party) dressed up as Batman. Cops pulled up with the “party bus” AKA the “MIP Machine.” While various people scrambled about in fear, trying to find hiding spots in closets, spare rooms, laundry baskets, wherever, my friend, who had recently turned 21, jumped up onto the handrail of a second-story balcony, and with clenched fists at his hips proudly declared to the police in the yard below, “I AM THE NIGHT!” He then jumped off the balcony and walked away unimpeded.